death's laughter

(Source: baelor)

thelilnan:

mellarkish:

i wonder what a worm looks like under a microscope!

image

nevermind

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(via 0ne-hundredsleeplessnights)

thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

(Source: ron711711, via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

captain-harrie:

ur dad is probably a mother fucker

anakihn:

im crying ok so four years ago i was a high school freshman and my health teacher made us write letters to our future selves and she said she was going to mail them to us by the time we graduate. i completely forgot we even did that but I just got mine today & i opened it and aLL I PUT INTO THE ENVELOPE 4 YEARS AGO WAS $4.01, A BAND-AID, AND A PACK OF ORBIT GUM WITH TROLOLOLOLOL WRITTEN ALL OVER IT I FUCKING HATE FRESHMAN ME

anakihn:

im crying ok so four years ago i was a high school freshman and my health teacher made us write letters to our future selves and she said she was going to mail them to us by the time we graduate. i completely forgot we even did that but I just got mine today & i opened it and aLL I PUT INTO THE ENVELOPE 4 YEARS AGO WAS $4.01, A BAND-AID, AND A PACK OF ORBIT GUM WITH TROLOLOLOLOL WRITTEN ALL OVER IT I FUCKING HATE FRESHMAN ME

(via restoring-thecollided-cremello)

rrryanhines:

diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

Yes yesssssyes

rrryanhines:

diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

Yes yesssssyes

(Source: backpacksandbros, via empiresatan)

shxrlock-holmes:

I joined in

(via vexingholmes)

yourecute-imthedevil:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

Who the fuck doesn’t want this?!

yourecute-imthedevil:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

Who the fuck doesn’t want this?!

(via crowely-cutest-king-of-hell)